Welcome to ZooChat! Now you can talk to idiots just like yourself... in real time! Who knows, you may be fortunate enough to chat with a real live Zooass staff member! Actually, there's a fairly good chance you'll be talking to someone from Zooass because we are a dull, languid bunch, lacking the energy needed to do anything but sit around waiting for bored people to converse with.

"I'm absolutely elated! How can I begin chatting?" Just type a user name in the "Screen Name" box below if you just want to be a guest, or click "Sign Up!" to create an ID with a profile for free. Then check the "Use My ID" box, type in your info and off you go!