Zooass Joke Jungle: Animals - Cat and the Rooster

Cat and the Rooster

A cat goes up to a rooster and says, "I can do anything you can do!" The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, "See, I can do anything you can do!" The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water. The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water.

The moral of this story is: Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.

Submitted by JAMES

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