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Multi-Syllable Words
Miss Adams was explaining multi-syllable words to her third-grade class. "You all know single-syllable words like hand, foot, house, and dog, but some words are made up of more than one syllable," she said. "Now who can give me an example of a word made up of MORE than one syllable."

Little Johnny raised his hand eagerly.

"All right, Johnny , go ahead," smiled Miss Adams.

"Autoeroticism," beamed little Johnny.

"My goodness, Johnny, that's a mouthful," marveled Miss Adams.

"No, Miss Adams, that's masturbation," explained Johnny. "You're thinking of a blowjob."

Submitted by Heather Davis

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