Zooass Joke Jungle: Ethnic - Jessie Jackson and Mike Tyson

Jessie Jackson and Mike Tyson

The Reverend Jessie Jackson and Mike Tyson are both in Rome, Italy and they decide to go to the Vatican to see the Pope and get blessed. Jessie Jackson walks into the Vatican wearing an expensive suit, while Mike Tyson is wearing shorts, a muscle shirt, and he is eating sunflower seeds and spitting the shells on the floor. Jessie Jackson approaches the Pope first and asks him for his blessing, but the Pope ignores him. Jessie Jackson asks the Pope a second time just in case the Pope did not hear his first request, but this time the Pope brushes him off and walks away. Jessie Jackson gets pissed off and walks back to where Mike Tyson is standing and tells him what happened. Mike decides to give it a shot, so he walks up to the Pope eating his sunflower seeds and spitting the shells on the floor.

In utter disgust Jessie Jackson watches the Pope make the sign of the cross with his hand at Mike Tyson. As they are leaving Jessie says, "I can't believe the Pope blessed you. I wore my best suit and I'm a Reverend, and you walk into the Vatican eating sunflower seeds and looking like you just came from the gym." Mike Tyson looks at Jessie and says, "He didn't bless me. The Pope pointed at me and said, 'Hey you', he then pointed at the ground and said, 'Pick up those sun flower seeds', he pointed at the door and said, 'Get the fuck out of here', and then he point at you and said, 'and take your nigger friend with you'."

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