The first man that came in said, "I can help you Mr. Mayor." The man got in his plane and started spraying poison where all the pigeons hang out. Unfortunately this didn't work because the pigeons just kept moving to another part of the city.

The next man that came in tried using big cages to catch the pigeons by putting food inside of them. This didn't work, the pigeons were smarter than that.

The third man that came in the Mayor's office said, "Mr. Mayor, I have the solution right here in this little box." The man opened the box and out flew a little pink pigeon. He opened the window and the pigeon flew out. It flew around the city a few times and then out to sea. Amazingly, all the pigeons in the city followed him! The Mayor said, "I can't believe it! That's unbelievable! Do you have any pink niggers?"

Submitted by Bonnie S.