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50th Wedding Anniversary
A man and woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That night the wife put on the same negligee that she had worn on their wedding night.

She asked her husband, "Do you remember this?"

He looked her up and down, and then he replied, "Yes, you wore that same gown on our wedding night, didn't you?"

"Yes," she giggled. "And do you remember what you said to me that night?"

"Yes, I do." He stated. "I told you I was going to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out!"

"Yep," she giggled again. "Well, what do you have to say now?" He looked her up and down once more and replied, "Mission accomplished!"

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