One day he gets a call from the local police. The sergeant that calls tells him that he has some very bad news for him. He also has some good news, and finally he has some even better news.

The man asks about the bad news which is, of course, that his wife has been found dead, dragged up from the bottom of the harbor by a local fisherman the previous night. Beside himself with grief, the man asks what could possibly be the good news in all of this.

It turns out that when she was pulled up from the bottom, the woman's body had two of the largest lobsters hanging on that anyone around can ever remember seeing.

The sergeant explains that as a result, all the members of the rescue unit had a truly remarkable lobster dinner the previous night. When the grieving husband then asks about the even better news, the sergeant replies, "Well, we're going to drag her up again tonight!"

Submitted by Darrell