Zooass Joke Jungle: Marriage and Relationships

Stowaway

A depressed young woman from a Manhattan finishing school was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the water. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy?" The girl nodded. What did she have to lose?

In the dark of night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat under a tarp. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches, coffee and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, the girl was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" he asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe and every night he brings me food and screws me." "He sure does, lady," said the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Submitted by Luscious Lo

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