Zooass Joke Jungle: Marriage and Relationships

Wheat Toast

This couple was worried about the size of their young son's penis, so they consulted a doctor. The doctor told them that the only thing he knew of that would correct this problem was for them to feed their son wheat toast for breakfast. The next morning the son came to the breakfast table where he saw a plate on the table with a huge stack of wheat toast on it. He asked his mother what the big stack of toast was for. His mother replied, "The top two slices are for you and the rest is for your Dad".

Submitted by Lester Anderson

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