Zooass Joke Jungle: Miscellaneous

40 Years To Live

A woman is walking down the street and she hears this voice say to her "You're going to live another 40 years" .... she walks a little further and again this angelic voice whispers to her .... "You're going to live another 40 years." So she hurries home and calls a plastic surgeon and tells him she wants the works .... new breasts, face lift, liposuction, she has everything lifted and fixed that is possible and she dresses all up to leave the hospital and walks out and no sooner goes to cross the street and a truck runs her over and kills her.

So she goes to heaven and says, "But God, why did you do this to me? You told me I was going to live another 40 years...." God said...."I didn't recognize you"

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