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A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by a nine-year old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, "Is your Mother home?" The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What the hell do you think?"
Submitted by Daryl Hillen
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