A few minutes later the daughter returns and says, "I went to the men's locker room by mistake."

The father says, "You're old enough to read, why would you do that?"

The daughter asks, "What is that long thing hanging down between a man's legs?" The father is perturbed, but says it is a penis.

The daughter then says, "What is that purple thing at the end of the penis?"

Dad says, "That is the head of the penis."

The daughter then asks, "what are those two huge round things about 15 inches behind the head of the penis?" Dad says, "I don't know about the guy you saw but on me they would be my butt cheeks."

Submitted by Sac