While in the department, Bob approaches the head nurse and requests for the appropriate prosthetic penis. The nurse pulls out a box and removes the lid. Bob agrees, "That's about the size of what I had before the surgery, but I was wondering if you had something a little bigger." The nurse then pulls out a container about the size of a boot box and removes the lid. Bob exclaims with joy, "Yes, that's it,that's the one for me. This will really appease the ladies and make me famous in town. Of course, just out of curiosity do you have anything bigger?" The nurse complies with his request and pulls out a box that a dozen roses could fit in. Bob is ecstatic, "Holy-shit! That's it! I've got to have it. I don't care how much it costs. I've got to have it. Just one question, does it come in white?"

Submitted by John P.