The big guy said to the little one, "Excuse me for noticing, but you have a very large dick. How did it get that way?"

The little guy said, "Well, I'm a leprechaun, I wished it upon myself."

The big guy said, "Wow, could you wish it upon me?"

The little guy said, "Sure, but only if you let me butt fuck you for 5 minutes.

The big guy agreed.

After it was all over the big guy said, "I can't believe I let you do that."

The little guy said, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun.

Submitted by Angie