Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

3.) Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No, thank you."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

4.) Q: What sign were you born under?

A: No Parking.

5.) Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"

6.) After hearing a pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

7.) A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."