Zooass Joke Jungle: Political

Yearly Checkup

Hilary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape, but she was pregnant. She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White House. When the operator answered she said that it was Hilary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away. They rang the oval office, Bill answered and Hilary said, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!!" The President remained silent. Again, Hilary screamed, "I'M PREGNANT! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!" Finally Bill answered, "Who is this???"

Submitted by Lester A.

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