Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona,

Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona,

Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea,

Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea,

If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I use some baby oil or a little vaselina,

Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana,

Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,

One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata,

I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata,

Hey Masturbata!!!

Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater,

Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata,

I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata,

Hey Masturbata!!!!

Submitted by Audrey