Zooass Joke Jungle: Sex - Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood

So, Little Red Riding Hood goes trotting along to Grandma's house. Along the way, she meets a squirrel and he says, "Little Red Riding Hood, you better watch out. The Big Bad Wolf is looking for you." She says, "I'm not worried. I have a gun!" and goes on her way. She comes upon a rabbit. The rabbit says, "Little Red Riding Hood, you better go back home. The Big Bad Wolf is looking for you." She says, "I'm not worried. I have a gun!" and keeps going.

Finally, she arrives at Grandma's house and walks inside. There the Big Bad Wolf is waiting for her. He says, "Ha! Little Red Riding Hood, I've been looking for you, and now I'm going to fuck you!" Little Red Riding Hood drops her basket, whips out her gun and says, "Oh, no you're not! You're gonna eat me, just like the book says!"

Submitted by ESA

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