"Yes, Dopey? Do you have a question?" asked the Pope.

"Are there any midget nuns at the Vatican?" Dopey asked. The other dwarfs snickered.

"No, I don't believe there are." the Pope replied.

They all continued to talk. Then, Dopey raised his hand again.

"Yes, Dopey? Another question?" the Pope asked, trying be remain patient.

"Are there any midget nuns in all of Italy?" Dopey asked with some urgency. The other dwarfs laughed out loud this time.

"No, I don't believe Italy has any midget nuns." replied the Pope, slightly annoyed.

Dopey's hand went up a third time.

"What IS it Dopey?" the Pope asked impatiently.

"Are there any midget nuns in the WHOLE WORLD?" Dopey asked frantically. With that, the rest of the dwarfs were rolling around on the floor in hysterical laughter.

"No, Dopey, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!" the Pope shouted, obviously irritated. "What the heck is going on here?"

In unison the rest of the dwarfs chanted "Do-pey fucked a pen-guin!!"

Submitted by Captain Blano.