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Resthome

Fred's dad was so old that he finally had to put him in a rest-home. So the first night Fred's dad was there he got a raging hard-on and the nurse that was there saw it. She decided to do the old guy a favor and suck em off, so she did. The next day Fred came by and asked his dad how his first night at the rest home went. His dad said he loved it there and never wanted to leave. The next day Fred's dad had fallen over the bathtub. As he was lying there an orderly had just happened to be passing by and saw him bent over the tub, and so he quickly came up behind the old man and crammed a woody up the old guys corn hole. The next day Fred came back to see his dad and again asked him how he liked his second night at the new home. His dad replied that he hated it there and that he wanted to leave. His son was surprised and said, "But dad, I thought you said you loved it here." In which his dad replied, "You don't understand, I only get a hard-on about once a month, but I fall down almost everyday!"

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