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The Fountain

A guy was walking in the park when he saw a fountain. "What a beautiful fountain," he thought to himself, "I think I'll take a risk and bathe in it." So he goes home and gets two bars of soap and walks back to the fountain, takes off all of his clothes and proceedes to bathe. After a few minutes three nuns come walking along. The guy quickly shoves the bars of soap into his mouth and posses like a statue. The nuns stop to look at him and one of the nuns says "Look it's one of those slot machines." so the first nun shoves a quarter up his butt, pulls his dick and a bar of soap pops out of his mouth. The second nun shoves a quarter up his butt, pulls his dick and a bar of soap pops out of his mouth. The third nun shoves a quarter up his butt, pulls his dick nothing happens so she keeps yanking on it. She looks down at her hands and says "Oh, what lovely hand cream."

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