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An old trucker walks into a brothel and tells the madam, "I've got five hundred bucks. I want the oldest, ugliest, smelliest bitch you've got and a ham sandwich."
The madam says, "Sir, for that kind of money, I can provide a young beautiful experienced woman and a steak dinner."
The trucker replied, "You don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."
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