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1. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
2. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have
sex without a permit.
3. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.
4. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is
having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait
two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
5. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according
to an Illinois state law.
6. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing
or hunting on your wedding day.
7. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
while lying in bed with his wife.
8. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make
love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
9. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front
yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
10. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
11. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a
clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple
may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
12.Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty
Corner, New Jersey law.
13. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage
in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
15. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather
shoes.
16. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
17. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his
wife.
18. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a toll booth.
19. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet
between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor
between the beds.
20. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on
the city's airport property.
21. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the
woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does
not receive any punishment.
22. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk,
Virginia.
23. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
24. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered
illegal.
25. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
NOTE: Some of these laws have not been verified as accurate.
Source: Ovi's World of the Bizarre.
Submitted by Dave
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