Zooass Joke Jungle: The Workplace

Barracks Door

Mr Smith hired a beautiful secretary. She was young, polite and exceptionally well constructed. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed that Mr Smith's fly was open and upon leaving the office, she said "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that the barracks door was open?" He didn't understand her remark, but later noticed that his zipper was undone and decided to have some fun with his secretary. He called her into his office. "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw that the barracks door was open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing to attention?" Although Miss Jones was young and polite, she was quite witty. She replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on an old duffle bag."

Submitted by Shorty

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