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Miss Zooass
Every once in a while we decide to give away some crap and have a Miss Zooass Contest. We whip up a ridiculous questionnaire and girls with enough guts to tell all fill the stupid thing out to win fabulous prizes. The winner becomes Miss Zooass - Queen of Zooass. The reigning queen sits atop her throne above. Bow down and kiss her feet. Or heck... smack between the legs. She likes that.


All Hail Miss Zooass!

Go figure! Our new queen just happened to have her own throne... complete with arm tethers, oh my!

If you would like Miss Zooass to kick the crap out of you, visit this site and make an appointment. Then tell us all about it and perhaps we'll post your story here!

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Miss Zooass Surprised
"Oh my God?! Me?!" Miss Zooass awe struck.
Miss Zooass Happy
Miss Zooass enjoying
her newfound glory.
  Miss Zooass Plotting
Miss Zooass begins plotting for world domination.

Winners

The final tallies at last!

  • Miss Zooass - Tex from Ft. Worth, TX
  • 1st Runner Up - Tara from Baton Rouge, LA
  • 2nd Runner Up - Barbie (thats my real name) from Houston, TX
  • 3rd Runner Up - Niya from Kairo, Egypt
  • 4th Runner Up - g from somewhere near philly

    Top 10 Finalists

    Congratulations! You were voted into the Top 10 by Zooass members! Contestants are listed in order of who entered first.

  • Sweet Vagina from Regina
  • Elektra from Arcadia, CA
  • Tara from Baton Rouge, LA
  • Niya from Kairo, Egypt
  • Chelsea from Atkins,Ar
  • Liz from Georgia, Vermont
  • Kathy from Ft. Wayne, IN
  • g from somewhere near philly
  • Tex from Ft. Worth, TX
  • Barbie (thats my real name) from Houston, TX

    Honorable Mentions

    Although you weren't voted into the top ten by our members you've got guts for entering the competition in the first place! Thank you for taking the time to fill out our silly application. You all kick ass!

  • Amber from Salt Lake City, Utah
  • babykakes from lethbridge alberta
  • Jay from rock, wva
  • bplemon from Edinburgh
  • Rachael from vernon, NY
  • silverdiva from Charlottetown, P.E.I
  • Misha from Loutzenhouzen, Germany (But now I live in Utah)
  • heada from clinton, la
  • Daddy's Girl from Lakewood, Colorado
  • Scotti Jones from Ocean Springs, Ms
  • Cu from Swan Hill Australia
  • Emma from California
  • Foxy Roxy from Waterloo Ontario
  • Sally from New Jersey , South Brunswick
  • Jessica Rivet from Baton Rouge, LA
  • JENNA from CARNEGIE,PA
  • Gbeeby from Alberta, Med Hat
  • Madame Butterfly from Bowie,Maryland
  • Sweet Lips from San Diego, CA
  • Nicole the Hole from SLC, Utah
  • Jess from Georgetown, ON
  • Angel from Killeen
  • Bonita Butter from Huntington Beach, CA
  • Suzy (the floozy) from Greenville, VA
  • Starr from Lewisburg,Tennessee
  • Sexy Nelly from Huntsville Alabama
  • Twink from Ft.Smith,AR
  • Brittany from Pensacola, Florida
  • Nina from Smithville,Tn
  • Kelly from Hamilton, ON
  • Cystynea from Bethesda,Ohio

    Previous Contests

    Use the menu below to check out our past Miss Zooass Contests.

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