Every once in a while we decide to give away some crap and have a Miss Zooass Contest. We whip up a ridiculous questionnaire and girls with enough guts to tell all fill the stupid thing out to win fabulous prizes. The winner becomes Miss Zooass - Queen of Zooass. The reigning queen sits atop her throne above. Bow down and kiss her feet. Or heck... smack between the legs. She likes that.
All Hail Miss Zooass!
Go figure! Our new queen just happened to have her own throne... complete with arm tethers, oh my!
If you would like Miss Zooass to kick the crap out of you, visit this site and make an appointment. Then tell us all about it and perhaps we'll post your story here!
Although you weren't voted into the top ten by our members you've got guts for entering the competition in the first place! Thank you for taking the time to fill out our silly application. You all kick ass!