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About Zooass Office Space

Work Sucks.

If you work in a cubicle farm like a human veal no doubt you've seen the movie Office Space. Now you too can hassle your coworkers by sending them nagging reminders about company policy. They'll receive messages from several Office Space managers and yourself reprimanding them for not following company procedures along with a link to download a TPS Report Cover Sheet, which we've created based on the ones in the movie. Yeaaahhhhhh.

So just fill in the form following the messages below and let the fun begin. When you're done, make sure to check out how to properly display your TPS Report Cover Sheets in your office (and then some) on our Office Space Extras page, then play our very own version of the classic Bullshit Bingo to make your dull meetings more enjoyable.

And remember, Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

Send a Friend TPS Report Cover Sheet Reminders

Fill in the form at the bottom of this page and your friend will get the following messages, either from Bill Lumbergh and Dom Portwood from Office Space, or the managers of your choice. They'll also get a "Didn't you get that memo?" message from you along with your own message. Enjoy!

From: [Manager 1 Name]
Subject: Problem with your TPS reports

Hello, [Your Friend's Name]. What's happening? Uh... we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

Mmmm... yeah. You see, we're putting the coversheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?

Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo mmm'k?

[Manager 1 Name]

Download a TPS Report Cover Sheet at http://www.zooass.com/officespace/tps.shtml
Mmm... Yeah.

What's Happening?
From: [Manager 2 Name]
Subject: Cover sheets on your TPS reports

Hi [Your Friend's Name]. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Ah. Yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great.

[Manager 2 Name]

Download a TPS Report Cover Sheet at http://www.zooass.com/officespace/tps.shtml

From: [Your Name]
Subject: Didn't you get that memo?

Hi [Your Friend's Name]. What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports? Didn't you get that memo?

[Your Message]

[Your Name]

Download a TPS Report Cover Sheet at http://www.zooass.com/officespace/tps.shtml
A Case of the Mondays

We need to sorta play catch up.
From: [Manager 1 Name]
Subject: We need to play catch up

Hello [Your Friend's Name]. What's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. Mmmm'k? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahhh... I'm gonna also need you to come in on Sunday too. We, ummm, lost some people this week and uhhh... we need to sorta play catch up.

Thanks.

[Manager 1 Name]

Download a TPS Report Cover Sheet at http://www.zooass.com/officespace/tps.shtml

Fill out this form to send the messages above!

Your Name:
Your E-mail:
To Name:
To E-mail:
Manager 1: (defaults to Office Space manager)
Manager 2: (defaults to Office Space manager)
Your Message: