The Fate of Zooass is in Your Hands!

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Sponsor Zooass and discover a mysterious world that will unlock the secrets of the universe and illuminate the pool of your soul. Just what the hell are we talking about? Who cares! It sounded cool, didn't it? But really folks, we're talking about more of the twisted filth that you crave for only $12 a year. Why spend your hard-earned cash on hookers and crack when you can use it to support Zooass and keep the humor coming? It's the only logical thing to do.

Membership Benefits

Aside from the warm, fuzzy feeling you'll get knowing that your funds will keep Zooass alive, you'll receive exclusive online access to full versions of our games (including additional levels, versions and bonus scenes), deluxe versions of our postcards, naughty downloads, and much more!

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It's easier than a blonde with kneepads in a locker room full of football players! Purchase a yearly Zooass Membership online for only a buck a month using MasterCard, Visa, American Express, Discover or Paypal via our secure order form.

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Joining Zooass is cheaper than donating to the Catholic Church, without the hassles associated with basket passing and obligatory prayer. Why not sign up today?