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Celebrity Nutcracker by Zooass
Dec-00
570K
Poor nuts. Mercilessly crunched beyond recognition every yuletide season in the jaws of those hideous, flapping-mouthed soldiers. Well nuts of the world rejoice! It's time to stop picking on plant life, and start teaching mankind a lesson! Flip celebrities into the jaws of the Zooass Celebrity Nutcracker and crack their family jewels! Visit the Celebrity Nutcracker Home Page to view this online (complete with bonus celebrities for members) or send a postcard.
Holiday Lights strings rows of Christmas tree bulbs around the edges of your screen, with festive music playing the background. It even includes a screen saver with gently falling snow and other seasonal choices to put you in the holiday spirit. This demo is limited to 10 days. Don't want to deal with a demo? Download Holiday Lights v2.1 (124K - ), a previous version with less bells and whistles but no expiration.
Julekalender
Jan-00
1046K
Just like one of those calendars where you open a door each day in December to see a wholesome Christmas image. This time you get smut!
Lights
Oct-98
9K
Little red christmas lights to decorate your monitor.
Naughty Easter MessageMate
Dec-03
175K
Celebrate the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ by sending a loved one a holiday bimbo! A buxom babe pops out of a bunny suit, strips and shakes her bodacious tatas.
Naughty Stuart Winter Holiday MessageMates
Dec-03
383K
A collection of 2 naughty MessageMates for the winter holidays. Jingle Balls - Stuart pops out of a gift box and strips to reveal his north pole adorned with Santa hat. Swingin' Baubles - Christmas tree Stuart shakes his candy cane and ornamental balls then reveals his north star.
Naughty Victoria Winter Holiday MessageMates
Dec-03
313k
A collection of 2 naughty MessageMates for the winter holidays. Christmas Cracker - Victoria pops out of a gift box and strips down to her panties. The Ice-Chick Commeth - Snow-woman Victoria shakes it all off.
Santa Zooass for Microsoft Comic Chat by Zooass
Dec-98
23K
A Santa chat character that smiles, frowns, snarls, cowers, winks, passes out, and throws up. Although Microsoft Comic Chat is essentially defunct, you can still get the software, download characters, and connect to active chat servers by visiting Mermaid Elizabeth's Microsoft Comic Chat web site. Once you're all set up, download the Santa Zooass character and enjoy! To see santa in action, check out scenes from past Zooass Santa Chats.
An updated 3D version of the original Elf Bowling. Strap on your skates and polish your ball, it's time to save Christmas from those greedy little union elves. Help Santa show 'em what the true meaning of "strike" is! Be sure to peruse Nstorm's site for more elvin mischief!
Display flashing, colorful holiday lights on or around your Windows desktop. You can select various bulb sets and colors for the bulbs, add background music and configure a built-in screen saver.
Xmas Fred 2001
Dec-03
923K
A Santa for your desktop. Watch Santa wander, fall, skate, ski, sleigh, battle, ride a reindeer, get shocked... For added fun, download the original Xmas Fred and run two Freds at once!
Xmas Schlong
Jan-00
347K
This year Santa's got you ladies a special treat. Go fuck yourself!
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