Words From the Beast

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BARNEY ON MUSIC... "...I like music with emotional impact. I once blew chunks at a Slayer show.. It really moved me..." BARNEY ON AMERICA... "...I love this country! Where else can a fat purple jackass make millions!!!" BARNEY ON DRUGS... "...there's nothing better than smoking a bone and singing silly songs with a room full of brats!!!"
	BARNEY ON HIS FAMILY... "...My brother Grimace is nothing but a lazy shit. If it wasn't for me he would have never landed that job as a McDonaldland character..." BARNEY ON RELIGION... "...Yeah I worship the devil! After all, I am a demon of the underworld. That dinosaur crap is just a cover to boost my ratings and sell my merchandise!!!" BARNEY ON HIS BIDET... swish! swish! swish! "...mmmm yes!!! Open the floodgates Raul!!!"
BARNEY ON WOMEN... "...They're all sluts! Chicks were put on this earth to satisfy my every sexual whim. Just give me a bottle of bourbon and a bitch in each arm and I'm ready to rock & roll!!!" BARNEY ON RACISM... "...It works for me! I scored 3 TVs, a VCR, and a young Korean girl during the L.A. riot scene!!!" BARNEY ON SPICY FOODS... "...Quick! Quick! Get me a lighter! I got a good one coming!!!"
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